methinks i need life...si???

I dont actually think i need a life...i have life...but not as a seriously interesting blogger persona person. I would like one of those lives tho...cuz its sorta like a secret life in a way if u look at it in a certain way w/ bad lighting...chya? hmm....hmm....hmm..im bored and have big impotant swim meet tomorrow..im a competitive swimmer...im really good or so i think...i have a large ego. I have shorts legs...they bother me...im short...i need to grow. I'm drinking gatorade its refreshing...even tho im not in need of refreshment. blah blah bladdity blah blah. I think I'll start threatening ppl into reading my blog. I think I think ill tell u about one of my friends cuz she's an interesting person. Her name is Ashley...she's a freak. She gets bored easily and is not afraid to tell u when ur boring her she'll just randomly spit out ur boring and walk away...shes a lovely child really. She recently died her hair black...but shes not emo or anything...i dont really have any emo friends. Even tho in my science class i sat next to a girl who cut herself...and it was exhilerating reading her notes to emo girl across the classroom. They talked about sex...and how their parents found out they were cutting. Im sure they were thrilled. Also this brings me to this one story of how we were cutting cardboard in science class and this kid was struggling with scissors...this boy is a freak fyi...scary child. Then he's all "screw this" and then pull out a pocket knife and starts stabbing at the cardboard and I go all wide eyed cuz im an innocent and sweet girl and I'm like wtf? Then he's like what were in the bacl row the teacher can't see us. Then I'm like ur an idiot byebye. ok so maybe that wasn't exactly the order of the events...but i dont actually remember what happened completely o well....toodley loo again.